Blair Pushes For Revival of Road Map to Peace in Middle East

British Prime Minister Tony Blair says he hopes that a conference in London early next year will be a bridge back to the stalled road map to Middle East peace. No word yet on who will build the bridge, where it will be located, how long it will be, or the whereabouts of the Road Map. The Latest rumour out of the Middle East has it that Ariel Sharon accidently left the Road Map it in a taxi cab with a driver named Abba (no relation to the Swedish group) while on his way back from his favorite falafel stand. Israeli Officals deny this report, stating that Sharon is on "Atkins" and thus would not be eating at a falafel stand. More information as it comes in.