Rumsfeld Stops in Iraq To Use The Bathroom

(IRAQ)- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld made a suprise and lightning visit to a training base in Iraq on Monday, staying 7 minutes. During his visit, "The Beltway Bully" told a group of Iraqi soldiers to "stop acting like a bunch of sissy girls" and told U.S. Soldiers that "we can blow this clambake just a soon as these Iraqi bitches grow some balls". Rumsfeld then bit the head of a live rat, had a falafal to go, and slithered back on his private government jet back to Washington.