Bush abandons hunt for Saddam's WMD

The fruitless hunt for Saddam Hussein’s alleged weapons of mass destruction has come to an end, the White House confirmed today. Officials with the Iraq Survey Group (ISG), the body established to find the very weapons which justified the war, have reported that no weapons have been found.However, members of ISG should not expect to be returning home anytime soon. According to White House officials, President Bush now intends to deploy the group to the Scottish Highlands in order to "smoke out" the Loch Ness Monster.